April 2012
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A Haiku About Headaches
I’ll cut off my head If Motrin doesn’t kick in Goddamn tolerance
Write your tumblr name with your eyes closed....
cakeodile:
ckaeodile
oops haha ALMOST
boogans yay let’s try the other one possum panceks aw dang
March 2012
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Wishes and Fishes and all That Stuff Why can’t curves be flat? Why can’t mirrors be gentle? Why can’t tank tops happen? Why can’t the best bruises show? summer is coming it wants to breathe please, please it wants to breathe
I woke up in a horrible mood and the day kept trying to bite me in the butt, so I’ve been a bit crabby and gloomy. But I’ve fallen into a weird cuddly mood so I’ve been sending Dragepi psychic hugs for about an hour now and looking at these baby otter pictures he sent me a while back.
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Boo went to the Zoo
a giant fish smooched my finger
an orangutan mooshed his face folds together
so many snakes!
a giant orange and yellow gecko (a Drage gecko)
tiny monkeys
a dove in the bird room almost crashed into me
the lions were mating oops
coatis and cappyboppies and bearcats oh my
really fat armadillos
a tortoise whose foot was bigger than my tortoise
a very serious giraffe
the naked mole rat...
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A complicated matter You see it, yes you do Gravity won’t bother now It’s completely up to you Don’t stress it too much You don’t have to hurry Gravity is gone now No purpose in worrying Just don’t forget, now Just don’t forget, now Don’t leave it forever, no Don’t leave it forever, no, no
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Well.
Mom got angry, had a fit, jumped into our car, sped off. Totaled it. sigh
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beefeet asked: Boo? Murder someone? Well, I'd imagine Boo just cutting out clippings from The Maycomb Tribune to paste in his scrapbook, then drive the scissors into their leg--
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My newest neighbor called me over and showed me this hole in the ground. She asked if it was a snake hole, and I told her it was a little big for that, and that it was probably a place where a mole poked out for a bit. She asked me what a mole was.
what
what
Dragepi help me
I made too many cookies
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I wish everyone could see Atticus Catticus sitting here with his tongue stuck out and his eyes closed. I know that if I try to get a picture, he’ll move.
There he goes. Guess I’ll go make cookies.
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hugbutt:
boogans:
cat food cans are officially weapons okay
ARE YOU SWISKGAAR AND TOKI’S BABY?????????
WHAT A PRECIOUS SON I HAVE
I was going to say that I would love to have Skwisgaar and Toki as my daddies. But then I remembered the fate of Fatty Ding Dongs.
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Anonymous asked: is possum pancakes a vore reference?
'Possum Pancakes →
Sideblog for stuff that I love/find inspiring. I want to keep my main blog personal so things I don’t make will go here.
It used to be my art-poetry blog, so there’s a few of you already following it. Just thought I’d post a heads up.
I wanted to put ‘a baby with a man’s heart’ in my age section on FurAffinity but it wouldn’t let me.
I am a bit sad about this.
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It's now years into the future. You are a famous...
Deep in a southern swamp lives two brothers, a ghoul and a ghost. They work for a lovely witch who has them make potions, investigate strange happenings, and seek out magical items for her. Their job gets them into interesting situations, introduces them to new friends, and puts them up against monsters and goblins galore.
Ask anything!
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What's your dream job?
Designing/making plushes and illustrating children’s books.
Ask anything!
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Salamanders
I was so tired and in so much pain earlier that when I got home I almost immediately passed out. Had a dream that was basically Drage and me arguing via e-mail about a gambling problem he thought I had. Then when we were finished arguing we discussed salamanders. I looked over at Twiggy’s tank and it was suddenly full of salamanders, they were crawling on Twiggy’s shell and hanging out...
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Going to play Yume Nikki
Never played it before, but it looks neat. Wish me luck because I’m sure it’ll scare me at some point. :P
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Slobbers the whiskered slop dragon Was very small, but very strong Could spit toxic slime right on a dime And had a tongue that was ten feet long
Slobbers lived in a old damp cave So very cold, and very dark But his big old ears allowed him to hear The soft sound of a forlorn lark
So out he crawled to investigate Being very curious, and very concerned Wondering how a bird could be so upset...
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R.I.P. Little Peep, you were a strange little fish.
No more underwater friends for a long while, I think.