Some recent dreams:

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One involves a house full of washing machines and for some reason it’s haunted? The washing machines are especially haunted. They are gurgling and the guy who owns the house thinks they’re adorable.
I turn into a tortoise and decide that this will not stop me from getting to psychology class. Halfway there I turn into a jello tortoise and a car splatters me all over the road. I think I was strawberry flavored.
My hamster escapes from his cage and I end up finding him in a chinese restaurant that for some reason is in my closet. He jumps on this couple’s table and eats all of their food. I steal an eggroll off of another table and then walk out with him

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